TINTUMON AND BANANA

"Banana'
Teacher : pazhathinu entha englishil
Paryuka?.
Tintu mon : ba... ba.. ba...
Teacher : athu thanneee panjolu
Tintu mon :
"BAYAKKA"...

TINTUMON AND FIRST NIGHT

FIRST NIGHT OF TINTUMON
Tintumon to Wife: Please close the door, switch of the light, come to bed..

After that Tintumon: “SEE MY LIGHTNING WATCH”

TINTUMON AND PROGRESS REPORT

Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana…

TINTUMON AND "MOTTA"

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”

TINTUMON AND MARRIAGE

Teacher : which one you like ?Love marriage or arranged marriage? Tintumon : Love marriage Teahcher : why? Tintumon : A Known Devil is better than an Unknown ghost?

TINTUMON AND FORST

Tintumon went to forest with his friend ,
pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
Friend: oodikko??
Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

TINTUMON AND AMBALAM

tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
tntumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

TINTUMON AND HOSPITAL

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
Doctor: 1500 rs
Tintumon:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda!

TINTUMON AND DAIVAM

Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya……
“DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO…!!!”

TINTUMON AND CIGARETTE

Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: “Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”
Tintumon: “Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

TINTUMON AND KAATTANA

Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka,”Kaattaana”
Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu “kaattaana”??

TINTUMON AND VELLAMADI

oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..
tintumon:”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. “

TINTUMON AND LOVER

Tintumon
Tintumon: ” Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..”
Friend: “Enth patti”
Tintumon: “Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu…”

TINTUMON AND LOVER 2

Tintumon: Look into my eyes plz…what you see?? Tell me…. Tintumol: I see Love… Tintumon: Manga Tholi!! Kannil enthu koppaa veenathennu nokkedee….

TINTUMON AND OLD MAN

bus’il vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam” tintumon:”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam””

TINTUMON AND PAPPYMOL

UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu, LKG’il padikkunna pappymol:”I LOVE YOU DA”

Tintu mon: “Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu chiyana…”?

TINTUMON AND NEIGHBOUR GIRL

Father: Nee aa kuttiye nokki padikkeda, Ella examilum avala First.

Tintumon: Daily avale nokkiyaacha ella subjectilum 8 nilayil pottiyadu. Iniyum achan nirbandhikkarutu.

TINTUMON AND MBBS

“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu, joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu. sweekarikkane.

TINTUMON

CHEMISTRY

Teacher : What is "Al2 O3? ?

Ramu : Alumina.

Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3??

Tintumon : "Filomina"

TINTUMON

"Ishtappetta penninodu ishtamennu kashtapettu parayumpol, ishtamallennu aa dushta paranjal, nashtapettathinte vedana kashtapettu ishtapettavane ariyu"

"Tintumon - The Poet"

TINTUMON

Sardar : Nee enthina karayunne??

Tintumon: Ente kozhi chathu poyi

Sardar: Ente achen marichappol polum njaa karanjilla

Tintumon: Ninte appan mutta idumayiruno?

TINTUMON

English sir to students: give some examples using day:

Appukkuttan: Annual Day

Thomasukutty: Birthday

Tintumon: "Enthuvaaday"

TINTUMON

Ippol MEGASTAR "Tintumon" ningalodu "Good Night" parayano??

Vilikku 9898989898;

Rs.1/min

Vegamaakatte. Ee offer "Njaan urangum vare maathram"

TINTUMON

tintumonum wifum pinangi, Tintu officil ninnum bharyaye vilichu: "Rathri enthaa food??"

Wife: "Visham"

Tintumon: " Njaan late avum, nee kazhichittu kidanno!!"

TINTUMON

Dear,

I LOVE you.My dream i see u.Every where u.You no i live no.I came red frock tmrw.u lov i,u come red shirt.I wait in the down mango tree.u come mango tree.u come no ,i jump train.Sure come.

Urs lovley,

dundu mol

ukg a

to,

tintu mon

1 b

TINTUMON

Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.

1)Prove thumbi=goat

Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..

Hence the proof

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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam

Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….

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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….

Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?

DINESHAN

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?

Tintumon: Dineshan

Teacher :Why?????

Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan

TINTUMON

1000 ROOPA

‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’

next day kadayil oru bhahalam

tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…

TINTUMON

TINTUMON

TINTUMON

"SMOKING"

Tintumon Was smoking in front of his father . friend ask "are you in front of your father ?."

Tintumon says "achnalle petrool pump onnum allallooooooo

TINTUMON

Ulsava thirakkil bharyamare kanathaya tintumonm,ikrumonum kandu muttunnu.

Tintu: ninte bharya kanaan engane?

Ikru: veluthu melinju,chuvanna chundum,nunakkuzhi kavilum, okke ulla oru sundary.aate ninte bharya engane?

Tintumon: entethu pote namuk nintethu nokam...

TINTUMON

Nayantara N Tintumon

Nayantara: Tamililekkulla ente varavu pettennayirunnu.

Tintumon: Adaayirikkum vendathra thuniyyudukkan pattadirunnad..alle??

TINTUMON

ACHAN:NINTE RESULT VANNODA?

TINTUMON:"HEAD MASTARUDE MON THOOTU

ACHAN : NEEYO

TINTU MON: "DOCTORUDE MONUM THOOTU

ACHAN: NINTE KAARYAMA NJAN CHODICHADU

TINTUMON: JILLA COLLECTERUDE MONUM THOOOTU

ACHAN: EDAAAAAA NJAN AVARUDE KARYAMALLA NINTE KARYAMA CHODICHADU

TINTUMON: NJAN MAATHARAM JAYIKAN THAANAARA AMERICAN PRECIDENDO

TINTUMON

Tintumon on road ..

A stranger comes and asks how many miles to sabarimala...

Tinrtu replies: There is no miles in sabarimala some kaduvas, pulees and kaattu pannees only.......

TINTUMON

Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone….

Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho…??

TINTUMON

Tintumon donated blood to a pregnant woman...

After delivery tintumon went to husband and said "Congrats ..Nannayi nokkane ente choryaa...."

TINTUMON

Maths teacher "Aaril anju poyal enthu kittum."

Tintumon - "anjuvinte dead body kittum..Kaaranam avalku swimming ariyilla teacher..."

TINTUMON

Man : "Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano?

Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu...

TINTUMON

"Njaan padichu kondirikkunna samayathu enikku Message, Miss Call etc.. cheyyaruthu...!!

Ente Urakkam Povum..!!

By,

Tintumon

TINTUMON

"LEAVE"
Appoppan : Ayyo Mone ninte teacher varunnund. poyi olichirunno
Tintumon : adyam appoppan olichirunnoo
Appoppan : Athenthina
Tintumon ningal marichu enn paranjan njan kazhinga randazhcha leave eduthath

TINTUMON AND SLEEP

Tintumon: Im sleep with dad last night

Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night .

.

Tintumon: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

TINTUMON AND PROFESSOR

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"

tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"

professor: "i dont understand anything"

tintumon: "same 2 you"

TINTUMON AND THARAVAATTIL PIRANNAVAN

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?

amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?

amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

TINTUMON AND MOTHER

Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?

Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?

TINTUMON AND BHAKSHANAM

Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..

Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’

(After eating)

Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?

Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!

TINTUMON AND INTERVIEW

Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnodo???

TINTUMON AND KALYANAM

Tintumon: Njan ninte veetil poyirunnu,nammude kalyanam nadakkumennu thonnunnilla …

Tintumol :Enda, Achane kando ?

Tintumon: illa, ninte aniyathiye kandu.

TINTUMON AND MADIYAN

Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?

Tinttumon : "Madiyan"

Teacher : Wat?

Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…

TINTUMON AND CHASE

Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina penkuttikalude purake nadakkunne. Ningalkkavare kalyaanam kazhikkan plan illenkilum.

Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?

TINTUMON AND BEGGER

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?

Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for "Chillara", Is your father a Beggar ??

TINTUMON AND AUTO DRIVER

Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi

Driver:100 roopa

tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath